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{"type":"standard","title":"Levanna","displaytitle":"Levanna","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2487275","titles":{"canonical":"Levanna","normalized":"Levanna","display":"Levanna"},"pageid":28927673,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Levanna0001.jpg/330px-Levanna0001.jpg","width":320,"height":239},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Levanna0001.jpg","width":800,"height":597},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1153958219","tid":"6eb155f2-ee58-11ed-8433-472487f28a2d","timestamp":"2023-05-09T10:58:30Z","description":"Mountain in Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":45.41027778,"lon":7.17194444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levanna","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levanna?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levanna?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Levanna"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levanna","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Levanna","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levanna?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Levanna"}},"extract":"The Levanne is a group of mountains in Savoie (France) and the Metropolitan City of Turin (Italy). It lies in the Graian Alps range. The three highest peaks are:Levanna Orientale - 3,555 metres (11,663 ft)\nLevanna Centrale - 3,619 metres (11,873 ft)\nLevanna Occidentale - 3,593 metres (11,788 ft)","extract_html":"
The Levanne is a group of mountains in Savoie (France) and the Metropolitan City of Turin (Italy). It lies in the Graian Alps range. The three highest peaks are:
- Levanna Orientale - 3,555 metres (11,663 ft) \n
- Levanna Centrale - 3,619 metres (11,873 ft) \n
- Levanna Occidentale - 3,593 metres (11,788 ft)
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